Tuesday, March 24, 2009
“ಮೌನದಲ್ಲಿಯು ಕೂಡ ಮಾತಿನ ಧ್ವನಿಯಿರಲಿ
ಮೂಕ-ಮೌನವು ಒಂದು ಶಾಪದೊಲು
ತಾಪವ ಕೊಡುವುದು, ತಾ ಪರಿಹರಿಸದು
ಜೀವಯಾತನೆಯನ್ನು ಅದು ಎಂದಿಗು”
ಬೇಂದ್ರೆಯವರು ತಮ್ಮ ಬಾಳಸಖಿಗೆ ಹೇಳುವ ಮಾತುಗಳು ಎಷ್ಟು ಅರ್ಥಗರ್ಭಿತವಾಗಿವೆ ನೋಡಬಹುದು. ಗಂಡಹೆಂಡತಿ ಎಷ್ಟೋಸಲ ಮನಸ್ತಾಪವಾದಾಗ ಮೌನ ಆಚರಿಸುವುದುಂಟು. ಆದರೆ ಆ ಮೌನದಲ್ಲಿ ಕೂಡ ಮಾತಿನ ಧ್ವನಿ ಇರಬೇಕೆಂದು ಕವಿ ಹೇಳುತ್ತಾರೆ. ಅವರ ಪ್ರಕಾರ ಮೂಕ-ಮೌನ ಒಂದು ಶಾಪವಿದ್ದಂತೆ.
Friday, March 13, 2009
ಈ ಹಾಡನ್ನು ಭೀಮ್ಸೇನ್ ಜೋಶಿ ಯವರ ಭಾಗ್ಯದ ಲಕ್ಶ್ಮಿ ಬಾರಮ್ಮಾ ಧಾಟಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಹಾಡಿಕೊಳ್ಳಿ..................
ಪಕ್ಕದ್ ಮನೆ ಹುಡುಗಿ ಬಾರಮ್ಮ...
ಪಕ್ಕದ್ ಮನೆ ಹುಡುಗಿ ಬಾರಮ್ಮ... [ಪ]
ಅಕ್ಕ ಪಕ್ಕದ ಜನರನು ನೋಡುತ
ಹೆಜ್ಜೆಯ ಮೇಲೊಂದೆಜ್ಜೆಯ ನಿಕ್ಕುತಾ
ಮರೆಯದೆ ನೀನು ನೋಡಲು ಬಾರೆ..
ಪಕ್ಕದ್ ಮನೆ ಹುಡುಗಿ ಬಾರಮ್ಮ 
ಇಂದಿನ ಪೇಪರ್ ಓದಲು ಬಾರೆ
ಹೆಪ್ಪಿಗೆ ಮೊಸರನು ಕೇಳಲು ಬಾರೆ
ಕರೆಂಟು ಹೋದ ಸಮಯದಿ ನೇನು
ಕಡ್ಡಿ ಪೆಟ್ಟಿಗೆ ಕೇಳಲು ಬಾರೆ...
ಪಕ್ಕದ್ ಮನೆ ಹುಡುಗಿ ಬಾರಮ್ಮ 
ಇಂದಿಗು ನಾನೆ ಎಂದಿಗು ನಾನೆ
ನಾನ ಜನ್ಮಕು ನಾನೆ ಬಾರೆ
ತಂದೆ ತಾಯಿತ್ಯು ಒಪ್ಪದಿದ್ದರೆ
ಸೂಟ್ ಕೇಸ್ ಹಿಡ್ಕೊಂಡು ಬಸ್ಟ್ಯಾಂಡ್ ಗೆ ಬಾರೆ..
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Speech of DG Kashmir at UN
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the
United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.
A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to
tell you something about a rishi named Kashyapa of Kashmir (Kashyapa,
son of Marichi, son of Brahma), after whom Kashmir is named.
When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a
good opportunity to have a bath.' He removed his clothes, put them
aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted
to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Pakistani had stolen them.'
The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What
are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren't there at that time.'
The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made
that clear, I will begin my speech.'
"...............And they say Kashmir
belongs to them..................
Very true and interesting ;-)
Women - Multiple process
Women's brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.
Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook the new recipe.
Men - Single Process
Men's brain designed to concentrate only one work at a time.. Men cannot
watch a TV and talking in phone same time. He stops the TV while Talking.
He can either watch TV or talk over phone or cook.
Women can easily learn many languages. Her brain set up. But cannot find
the solutions to problems Men cannot easily learn languages; he can
easily solve the problems.
3 year old gal has three times higher vocabulary than 3 year old boy.
Men's brain has lot of space for handling the analytical process. So easily he can analyze and find the solution for a process. He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily. If a complex map is viewed by women, she cannot understand it. She cannot understand the details of the map easily.
For her it is dump of lines in a paper.
While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fast. If he see an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and driving accordingly. Where as women take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. His single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrating only on the driving. You can often watch, while men driving the car fast, the women sit next to him will shout, "GO SLOW" , "CARE FULL", "AAHHH", "OHH GOD.." ..etc..
Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they got caught easily. Her super natural brain observes the facial expression 70%, and the body
language 20% and the words comes from mouth 10%. So he is easily caught while lying. Men's brain does not have this. Women easily lie to men face to face. So guys, while lying to your girls, use phone, or letter or close all the lights or cover your/her face with blanket.. Don't lie face to face.
End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and put into individual rooms of brain, the problems in individual
room of brain and finding the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking on the sky's for a long times. If you disturb him, he gets irritated.
End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain cannot classify the problems. she wants someone to hear that. After telling everything to a
person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the problem solved or not.
Men want status, success, solutions, big process... etc Women want relationship, friends, family...etc. ..
If women unhappy with their relations, she cannot concentrate on work. If men unhappy with their work, he cannot concentrate on the relations.
Men can easily locate the place in a complex map. His analytical brain does this. While watching a cricket match in a stadium with full of crowd, men
can leave his seat to T shop and keeps everything in his mind and comes back to his seat without problems. He uses his analytical skills space of
brain. Women can't do this. They often lost their way to their seat.
Life is very easy to Men. One good job, one alcohol bottle is enough for him. Women want everything in life.
Women use indirect languages in speech. Priya asked Vijay, "vijay do you like to have a cup of coffee?" This means, Priya really want a cup of coffee. In the morning..... .."Darling, do you think, will it be good to have an Omlette for breakfast"
Men use direct language. "Priya, I want to have a cup of coffee, Pls stop the car when you see a coffee shop". In the morning...." Darling, Can you please prepare an omelet for breakfast".
Women talk a lot without thinking, if they are in emotion. Men act a lot without thinking. That's why many of prisoners are men all over the world ;).