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ಮೋಡದ ಅಂದ ನೀ ಸವಿದೆ
ನೀ ಸವಿದ ಸುಖವ ನಾ ಕಂಡೆ
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ಮೋಡವಾದ ನಾನು ನಿನಗಾಗಿ ಕರಗಿದೆ
ಮಳೆಯ ಪುಟ್ಟ ಹನಿಯಾಗಿ ಧರೆಗಿಳಿದೆ
ಒಲವು ತುಂಬಿದ ಹೃದಯ ನನ್ನದಂತೆ
ಚಿನ್ಮಯ ಪ್ರೀತಿ ಗೂಡು ನಿನ್ನದಂತೆ
ಮುಂಗಾರು ಮಳೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ನಿನ್ನ ಅಪ್ಪಿಕೊಂಡೆ
ಮುತ್ತಿನಂಥ ಮುತ್ತನ್ನು ನೀ ಕೊಟ್ಟೆ
ನಾಚಿ ನಾ ನೀರಾಗಿ ನಾ ನಿನ್ನಲ್ಲಿ ಕರಗಿದೆ
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ಭೂಮಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಹನಿಯನ್ನು ಹುಡುಕಾಡಿದೆ
ಮಿಲನವಾದ ಪ್ರೀತಿ ಕಂಡು ಖುಷಿಯಾದೆ
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ಆ ಮೋಡ ನೀನಾದೆ ಈ ಭೂಮಿ ನಾನಾದೆ
ಈ ಹಾಡನ್ನು ಭೀಮ್ಸೇನ್ ಜೋಶಿ ಯವರ ಭಾಗ್ಯದ ಲಕ್ಶ್ಮಿ ಬಾರಮ್ಮಾ ಧಾಟಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಹಾಡಿಕೊಳ್ಳಿ..................
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ಶುಕ್ರವಾರದಿಯ ಚಿತ್ರಮಂಜರಿ
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ಪಕ್ಕದ್ ಮನೆ ಹುಡುಗಿ ಬಾರಮ್ಮ [1]
ಇಂದಿನ ಪೇಪರ್ ಓದಲು ಬಾರೆ
ಹೆಪ್ಪಿಗೆ ಮೊಸರನು ಕೇಳಲು ಬಾರೆ
ಕರೆಂಟು ಹೋದ ಸಮಯದಿ ನೇನು
ಕಡ್ಡಿ ಪೆಟ್ಟಿಗೆ ಕೇಳಲು ಬಾರೆ...
ಪಕ್ಕದ್ ಮನೆ ಹುಡುಗಿ ಬಾರಮ್ಮ [2]
ಇಂದಿಗು ನಾನೆ ಎಂದಿಗು ನಾನೆ
ನಾನ ಜನ್ಮಕು ನಾನೆ ಬಾರೆ
ತಂದೆ ತಾಯಿತ್ಯು ಒಪ್ಪದಿದ್ದರೆ
ಸೂಟ್ ಕೇಸ್ ಹಿಡ್ಕೊಂಡು ಬಸ್ಟ್ಯಾಂಡ್ ಗೆ ಬಾರೆ..[3]
--ಅನಾಮಿಕ
Very true and interesting ;-)
Women - Multiple process
Women's brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.
Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook the new recipe.
Men - Single Process
Men's brain designed to concentrate only one work at a time.. Men cannot
watch a TV and talking in phone same time. He stops the TV while Talking.
He can either watch TV or talk over phone or cook.
LANGUAGE.
Women can easily learn many languages. Her brain set up. But cannot find
the solutions to problems Men cannot easily learn languages; he can
easily solve the problems.
3 year old gal has three times higher vocabulary than 3 year old boy.
ANALYTICAL SKILL
Men's brain has lot of space for handling the analytical process. So easily he can analyze and find the solution for a process. He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily. If a complex map is viewed by women, she cannot understand it. She cannot understand the details of the map easily.
For her it is dump of lines in a paper.
CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fast. If he see an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and driving accordingly. Where as women take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. His single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrating only on the driving. You can often watch, while men driving the car fast, the women sit next to him will shout, "GO SLOW" , "CARE FULL", "AAHHH", "OHH GOD.." ..etc..
LIE
Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they got caught easily. Her super natural brain observes the facial expression 70%, and the body
language 20% and the words comes from mouth 10%. So he is easily caught while lying. Men's brain does not have this. Women easily lie to men face to face. So guys, while lying to your girls, use phone, or letter or close all the lights or cover your/her face with blanket.. Don't lie face to face.
PROBLEM.
End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and put into individual rooms of brain, the problems in individual
room of brain and finding the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking on the sky's for a long times. If you disturb him, he gets irritated.
End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain cannot classify the problems. she wants someone to hear that. After telling everything to a
person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the problem solved or not.
WANTS
Men want status, success, solutions, big process... etc Women want relationship, friends, family...etc. ..
UNHAPPY
If women unhappy with their relations, she cannot concentrate on work. If men unhappy with their work, he cannot concentrate on the relations.
MAP
Men can easily locate the place in a complex map. His analytical brain does this. While watching a cricket match in a stadium with full of crowd, men
can leave his seat to T shop and keeps everything in his mind and comes back to his seat without problems. He uses his analytical skills space of
brain. Women can't do this. They often lost their way to their seat.
LIFE
Life is very easy to Men. One good job, one alcohol bottle is enough for him. Women want everything in life.
SPEECH
Women use indirect languages in speech. Priya asked Vijay, "vijay do you like to have a cup of coffee?" This means, Priya really want a cup of coffee. In the morning..... .."Darling, do you think, will it be good to have an Omlette for breakfast"
Men use direct language. "Priya, I want to have a cup of coffee, Pls stop the car when you see a coffee shop". In the morning...." Darling, Can you please prepare an omelet for breakfast".
HANDLING EMOTION
Women talk a lot without thinking, if they are in emotion. Men act a lot without thinking. That's why many of prisoners are men all over the world ;).
History Mystery
Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause:
Hey, this is one history lesson most people probably will not mind reading!
WHO FIGURED THIS OUT?
INCREDIBLE
1) Fold a NEW PINK $20 bill in half...
2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below
3) Fold the other end, exactly as before
4) Now, simply turn it over...
What a coincidence! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!
COINCIDENCE? YOU DECIDE
As if that wasn't enough. Here is what you've seen...
Firstly The Pentagon on fire...
Then The Twin Towers.
..And now .. look at this!
TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL
It gets even better!! 9 + 11=$20!!
Present day launch at SriHarikota
ಹೂವೊಂದು ಬಳಿಬಂದು ತಾಕಿತು ಎನ್ನೆದೆಯಾ
ಏನೆಂದು, ಕೇಳಲು, ಹೇಳಿತು, ಜೇನಂಥ ಸಿಹಿ ನುಡಿಯಾ, ಜೇನಂಥ ಸಿಹಿ ನುಡಿಯಾ
ಹೂವೊಂದು ಬಳಿಬಂದು ತಾಕಿತು ಎನ್ನೆದೆಯಾ
ಏನೆಂದು, ಕೇಳಲು, ಹೇಳಿತು, ಜೇನಂಥ ಸಿಹಿ ನುಡಿಯಾ, ಜೇನಂಥ ಸಿಹಿ ನುಡಿಯಾ
ಕಾವೇರಿ ಸೀಮೆಯ ಕನ್ಯೆಯು ನಾನೂ, ಬೇಲೂರು ಬಾಲೆಯ ಪ್ರತಿನಿಧಿ ನಾನೂ
ತುಂಗೆಯ ಭದ್ರೆಯಾ, ತುಂಗೆಯ, ಭದ್ರೆಯಾ, ತೌರಿನ ಹೂ ನಾನು, ತೌರಿನ ಹೂ ನಾನು
ಹೂವೊಂದು ಬಳಿಬಂದು ತಾಕಿತು ಎನ್ನೆದೆಯಾ
ಏನೆಂದು, ಕೇಳಲು, ಹೇಳಿತು, ಜೇನಂಥ ಸಿಹಿ ನುಡಿಯಾ, ಜೇನಂಥ ಸಿಹಿ ನುಡಿಯಾ
ಸೂರ್ಯನ ಕಾಂತಿಯ ಸುಂದರಿ ನಾನು ತಿಂಗಳ ಬೆಳಕಿನ ತಂಗಿಯು ನಾನೂ
ಪ್ರೇಮದ, ಕಾವ್ಯಕ್ಕೆ, ಪ್ರೇಮದ, ಕಾವ್ಯಕ್ಕೆ, ಪೂಜೆಯ ಹೂ ನಾನೂ, ಪೂಜೆಯ ಹೂ ನಾನೂ
ಹೂವೊಂದು ಬಳಿಬಂದು ತಾಕಿತು ಎನ್ನೆದೆಯಾ
ಏನೆಂದು, ಕೇಳಲು, ಹೇಳಿತು, ಜೇನಂಥ ಸಿಹಿ ನುಡಿಯಾ, ಜೇನಂಥ ಸಿಹಿ ನುಡಿಯಾ